I suspect the jellyfish was an illegal immigrant, sent here by Al-qaeda to claim our benefits
When arriving in Britain the jellyfish found it could not get a council house or claim social and there was no mosque close by. It later found out that the last couple of governments had been spending billions propping up a failed banking system and all the country's money had gone.
Instead of settling down and getting a job it went on a stinging spree
If you are reading this Mr Jellyfish, Tony Blair holidays in Tuscany
