I am Conehead (Craig) and my wife named my bike SSB (Stupid Selfish Bike) probably because it gets more attention than she does.
I ride a '92 Triumph Daytona (Hinckley) 1000 for my sins.
Proud father of 3 kids (2 girls aged 5 and 2 and 1 boy aged 11 weeks) Yes the TV was broken
Ride when I can and live in Salisbury.