These things happen to the best of us! Somebody I know : was going to go to the Pink meet on his bike with a pink feather boa(!) but couldnt get the bike to start for love nor money & ended up killing the battery trying to get it to fire! Sloshed the tank to find plenty of fuel. Kept checking the plugs, wires, leads etc.... nothing wrong!

Eventually a neighbour popped round a few weeks later after hearing about the problem and turned the fuel tap to the ON position and the bike fired up as sweet as a nut!!!! :-[

Somebody's wife p*ssed herself laughing!!!