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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his torch around, looking for valuables and when he picked up a
CD player to place in
his swag bag, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying........"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze.
When he heard nothing else, he shook his head, promised himself a
holiday, then clicked his torch on and resumed searching for more
valuables.
Just as he pulled a stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his torch around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his light came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot confessed, then it squawked, "I am trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, eh? Who in the world are you to warn ME?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
The parrot said, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler.
'Jesus.'"
