had problems with my machine >, so this morning I finally had the time to sit down and give it a stern talking to >, I said " Now look, you'v had your fun and f***ked things up for a few days, but now its time to work properly >, I'm going to unplug your router, turn you off and back on agian and I expect you to be working properly when I get out of the shower".....................................

Inanimate unintelligent collections of bits baaa these things know just what they are doing > that why they only ever go wrong when your useing them, no fun if no ones trying to get summit done!!

Be firm, corporal punishment will work!! >