Like the drunken crop sprayer in Independence Day said

" HELLO BOYS!!!! IM BACK!!!"

The ONLY reason I was away was due to moving house and BT FNERKING UP my AOL connection (and there being no DSL phone socket near the computer!!!)

So Teddies have been thrown out of the pram abit then!!!! Just my luck to miss out on all the fun!!! >

I PROMISE to be good!! And not to tell to many fibs like that one!!!!

Me... be good....! Well I'll try .... but no promises on the jokes!!!!! ;D ;D ;D