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  1. Re: Dating Tips please? 
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    so Cal uv obviously read the thread.

    Have you decided to adopt any of our tried and tested techniques for ur website?

    Billy u wanna be a successful RAW LUUUUUUUVVVV MACHINE
    Then get signed up mate.........no fee but we just need ur credit card details as a back up lol
     
     

  2. Re: Dating Tips please? 
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    Callum - do you know where to get decent Rohypnol or Chloroform? Few nights out planned so gotta stock up - do you get discount for bulk buying? Poss forum group buy 8-)

     
     

  3. Re: Dating Tips please? 
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    Stu once uv signed up to this love gods site u won't be needing any of that stuff dude

     
     

  4. Re: Dating Tips please? 
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowr1der
    Stu once uv signed up to this love gods site u won't be needing any of that stuff dude
    Pah chatting takes too long - one sniff or sip wham bam thank you ma'am and onto the next - no trial or error no humiliation of rejection also helps build your muscles up carring them out [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Everyones a winner


    this is done in humour and not to be taken seriously - no-one saw anything and can't prove anything lol
     
     

  5. Re: Dating Tips please? 
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    Stu u need help man........ Help carrying them that is then gimme a call lol
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowr1der
    Stu u need help man........ Help carrying them that is then gimme a call lol
    all the years of practise/ carrying I've built up the muscles for the goods - plus always get rid quickly so can soon carry on with a night of drinking and no-one in tow! Also stops the embarrassing WTF is that in the morning as you roll over
     
     

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    I dont think Biker Billy would really give a toss what he woke up next to tbh mate as long as it had given him a bit more action than his rubber doll who only ever does doggy

    i bet he even had to use Rohypnol or Chloroform on the doll ;D ;D
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowr1der
    I dont think Biker Billy would really give a toss what he woke up next to tbh mate as long as it had given him a bit more action than his rubber doll who only ever does doggy

    i bet he even had to use Rohypnol or Chloroform on the doll ;D ;D
    Thats the problem he stuck Rohypnol on the cloth and chloroform in the drink and the leather studded pants popped the doll

     
     

  9. Re: Dating Tips please? 
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    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
     

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    and here endeth the lesson
     
     

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