It is my 29th Wedding Anniversary this coming Sunday, but I have been getting a real urge to take the ‘Beast’ (the bike, not my wife)for a blast and in an attempt to satisfy my lust, I intended to join the ride to Abergavenny. In order for this desire to come to fruition I realised I would need to devise a master plan.
If I bought my lovely wife a bottle of her favourite brandy on the eve of our special day and took her out for a nice meal on my return from the WB ride all would be sorted. As any strategist worth his salt will tell you, the main keys to executing a master plan is secrecy and timing.
I knew I should not have confided in my daughter who disclosed my plan to my wife at the most inopportune moment. I thought I was a loving caring biker – turns out I’m a selfish scheming git who cares more about his bike than anyone or anything else.
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