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    Default 17-07-11, 06:24 AM
    Heart FM question on Friday morning...

    Who is Samantha Camerons husband ?

    Contestant.............. TOM CRUISE :

    Be very careful Folks as They are are out there ;D
    I need amusement in my sad life and it looks, very much, like you fit this requirement admirably..............begin the amusement!!!!!
     
     
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    Default 17-07-11, 08:26 AM
    ;D ;D ;D ;D
    "the empty can rattles the most!"

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    Default 18-07-11, 08:11 AM
    ;D ;D ;D
    "there's no aspect, no facet, no moment in life that can't be improved with pizza"

     
     
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    Default 18-07-11, 08:24 AM
    Eeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It gets worse

    In pub on Sat. night there was a group of teachers [PE though I think] camping from Oxford.

    A velly nice blondie at the bar starts trying to get a discount on shots of sambuca which was entertainment enough but she then says.......

    ...'Not sure where we are......is this Wales??'

    There is no hope :'(
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    Default 18-07-11, 08:31 AM
    lol that's funny!!

    like you said, they are out there!

    Roxy x
     
     
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    Default 18-07-11, 12:39 PM
    It could have been worse - they could have been geography teachers!

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    We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.”
     
     
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    Default 18-07-11, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbonnie
    It could have been worse - they could have been geography teachers!

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    ;D ;D ;D
    You say that Judy, when we lived in Scotland my son called the test centre to book his car test and advised the young lady on the other end of the phone that he lived in Inverness. She replied, "Is that near Manchester?" ;D
     
     
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    Default 19-07-11, 10:20 PM


    Mind you, we have Scotland & Ireland not far from Trowbridge so there could be an Inverness near Manchester...

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    We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.”
     
     
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    Default 20-07-11, 01:44 PM
    Flying into Newark airport, New Jersey, we passed the George Washington bridge. The man behind me rather loudly exclaimed that it was the Golden Gate bridge. The ensuing silence was only broken by 3 lads from the west country pissing themselves laughing.

    Only 3,000 miles out!
     
     
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    Default 03-08-11, 03:00 PM
    Question:- 19 x 2 ?

    Contestant:- 36

    Question:- New York is known as 'The Big ? '

    Contestant:- errrrr Bang

    :-? :-?..........Doctor !!!!!!!!
    I need amusement in my sad life and it looks, very much, like you fit this requirement admirably..............begin the amusement!!!!!
     
     
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