So I open the back door, go out and deposit my rubbish in the black bin.

I return to the kitchen to find an army of gangly **** flying creatures taking it in turns to jerk off over the kitchen light.

So i think ill deal with that after ive taken a piss when what do i find in the bathroom. MORE ****ing gangly pissed up flying freaks of nature.

I might have to have a massacre.

Thants better, i needed to express myself. Now im off to kill kill kill