Stupid bloody daddy long legs

[AndytheCat]

So I open the back door, go out and deposit my rubbish in the black bin.

I return to the kitchen to find an army of gangly **** flying creatures taking it in turns to jerk off over the kitchen light.

So i think ill deal with that after ive taken a piss when what do i find in the bathroom. MORE ****ing gangly pissed up flying freaks of nature.

I might have to have a massacre.

Thants better, i needed to express myself. Now im off to kill kill kill

[BB]

Well if you will live in the countryside! ;D ;D

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[Jon_W]

;D ;D ;D

[Blackandchrome]

Hey ! Chill, or he may come pay you a visit ;D

[Caz]

;D ;D I HATE daddy longlegs, got a real phobia

[BB]

lol at Tractordriver!

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[Roxy]

Daddy Grumfers.....I have an army of them at my house too

Roxy

[Gerry]

Was feeling frivolous with my (now ex) wife when one flew around the bedroom - “I’ll catch it and eat it I said“, trying to impress her with my lizard like tongue (OK, I admit, an unusual sort of foreplay) I leapt up from the bed and with a mighty “nom nom” caught it in my mouth !

I don’t know who was more surprised, Sue, the Daddy Longlegs, or me :-/

I learned a number of things from this:

1, I was more nimble than I thought.
2, Catching Daddy Longlegs in your mouth does not impress anyone.
3, Daddy Longlegs have the unfortunate design fault in that their legs come off really really easily.
4, Spitting legs out of your mouth whilst shuddering doesn’t improve your sex life.
5, I now know (another) way to make my (now ex) wife roll about in bed in hysterical laughter

Be warned...

G

[Gerry]

;D ;D I HATE daddy longlegs, got a real phobia

I'm your man Caz ;D

xxx

[BB]

lol at Gerry!

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