Ahh, you would be wrong there young Swanny.
You may know me as just old Gerry, but to my fellow Neopaths I’m Dirk the Mighty, Lord and Master of Dinklespoon and commander of the Army of Zimmersmith.
Known for my fair minded ways (to all except those lowly Xcrruths who keep pooing on my front lawn) and also for the terrible anger that sees me killing and eating all my enemies (especially the pretty ones from Kryphsterville) !
So, lowly Swanny, kneel and beg forgiveness that you have directed a question directly to me, Dirk the Mighty, rather than write in on a piece of crocodile parchment which is handed over with lowered eyes. Otherwise I will have you cast out of Dinklespoon and your intestines sent to the four moons of our glorious planet !!!
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