I’ve seen the afore mentioned officer plying his trade both in Trowbridge and in Westbury.
Unlike American cops who carry impressive side arms and are polite, he carries his trusty ruler and makes sure Wiltshires streets are safe for women and children by stopping otherwise law abiding motorcyclists (and car drivers) and checking that their number plates strictly adhere to the rules and regulations that he is paid to enforce.
To PC Williamson, 5 millimetres seems to mean an awful lot - not that I’m implying anything about his alleged hang-up about size or anything ;D
USA: American Cop: Afternoon sir, can I talk to you about that 5 kg of crack that I understand you have in your position and the AK47 tucked underneath your coat ?
UK: PC Williamson: Is this your car mate, is that font Times New Roman Italic ?
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