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  1. Bad day 
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    Had a bad day at work yesterday about 10.30 in the morning had a prisoner (Prison officer) in for a mandatory drug test as he was under suspicion of using drugs. Said he could not provide and was given some water and put in a holding room. About 1/2 hour latter said he could now provide and was given the sample bottle, we could see that he had a bottle in his hand and asked him to hand it over, at this point he threw the urine in my face. As I said bad day at work.
     
     

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    You're taking the piss! ;D
     
     

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    Think that's bad, people always used to piss in your pint in the NAAFI at one unit i was at, turn your back and the pint was suddenly warm... Now that is taking the piss!!!
     
     

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    Actually urine therapy is widely used around the world so he might have done you some good ;D


    Rather you than me doing a job like that, wouldn't you rather have a nice job??
     
     

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    If it's good enough for Bear...
     
     

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    http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine.htm

    They say it's great for the skin and is used in cosmetics.
    How's your face?? Do you suddenly have boyish good looks?? ;D
     
     

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    thats beyond grim, as for drinking Mitch, what you owning up to?
    onwards and upwards and sometimes a little sidewards....

     
     

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    Yes its all rather funny till its thrown in your face :-?
     
     

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    you did tell us! lay a gift in the lags pillow case and see how he likes it
    onwards and upwards and sometimes a little sidewards....

     
     

  10. Re: Bad day 
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    Yes its all rather funny till its thrown in your face :-?
    I think wee all agree that If you're looking for somewhere to have (a)moan(ia) then i'm afraid urine the wrong place. You need to take more care and look after Number 1.


    (I hope you're smiling by now about it. Can't have been nice.)
     
     

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