Christmas day...what did U get?

[QB1]

[quote author=Ducatista link=1356415484/37#37 date=1357570792]I got 50 sheds of grey. Brill

What are you going to do with 50 sheds? Any why grey? ;D ;D[/quote]

Have a sneeky feeling it was shades not sheds ;D ;D ;D ;D

[QB1]

I'm sure grey sheds are very nice but 50 is a lot. ;D ;D

[Nelly]

I'm sure grey sheds are very nice but 50 is a lot. ;D ;D

Unless you are intending on opening a shed farm

[QB1]

[quote author=Nicky link=1356415484/41#41 date=1357574042]I'm sure grey sheds are very nice but 50 is a lot. ;D ;D

Unless you are intending on opening a shed farm
[/quote]

Large scale allotment maybe ;D ;D

[Conehead]

Maybe trying to get into beach front property market ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Ducatista]

No I really did mean 50 sheds. It's a parody and I'm not really sure which gender is taking the mick now

"suck me baby." His thumb presses on my tongue, and my mouth closes round the hose, sucking wildly. Holy f**k. This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic - I had never tried syphoning petrol into the lawnmower before !

“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, the washing line finally springs free. Holy cow! … He jumps up and screws a new hook in the wall of the shed at last my washing line was fixed !"

[QB1]

Well I have to admit I had to Google that - sounds very funny

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ast-weeks.html

[Conehead]

That does sound funny.
;D ;D ;D

[Swanny]

For christmas I got fat and lazy. Ate far too much chocolate and sweet things. :-?
First day back at work today, blimey that was hard work and first karate of the year tonight, I reckon I'll be aching tomorrow ;D

[Senna(Dan)]

I got a another "small" lego kit from the parents. The red one!

The yellow one was in the sale at Tesco, can't complain at 70% off.

My early present was a holiday to Berlin with Caz, that was amazing!