Call Most Haunted immediately!!
I was speaking to a bird on MSN messenger last night. Now I've known this bird for a few years now, and she's not the type of person for wind ups or piss takes, which makes the following even more bizarre.
Basically we were chatting away to each other, the usual ****e like what each other got up to at the weekend. She pipes up and says "off outside for a smoke, back in a few minutes"
(i should point out at this point she has her webcam on)
now due to a long running joke, i insinuate that she's off for a smoke of the illegal kind
she quickly replies laughingly "yeah, i'm taking a spoon with me as well", and then i see her toddle off out of view from the cam.
much laughing by me later, i then reply "why..........you having soup?" followed by one word replies such as ice cream, broth, custard etc etc
all of a sudden, as people who use msn messenger are well aware, i see that she is typing something even though i can't she her on the cam.
up pops a reply of "All of the above!!"
at this point i'm pissing myself as i believe she has sneaked back into the room and typed the reply
so i reply "how the hell did you do that..............have you crawled back in?"
no reply..........so i type "you on your knee's again?............you must be sick of those carpet burns by now lmao"
the next thing i know is that again.....she's typing a reply...........again not appearing on cam
"I'm having a fag!!" she says
"what!!...............lying on the floor lmao" i reply
Anyway, I'm finding this all highly amusing, but then, she comes back into shot on the cam and i can see she is looking at what has been written.
"OMG.............i never wrote that" she says
"yeah yeah" i say "you sneaked back in before"
"no i didn't...........i honestly didn't write that"
at this point, i can see how scared she is by the look on her face. i ask it must be one of her kids larking about, but she says that her kids are away all week, its only her in the house. she then goes onto say that strange things have been happening in her house recently. things such as half eaten food, and objects being moved.
so obviously, she's freaked out now poor lass. ****ting a reet paranormal brick.
she's was that bad she stayed at a friends house last night.
have i been talking to a ghost???
is anyone out there????
kind of freaked me out as well, as this has been a culmination of strange events recently such as really major deja vous experiences or whatever the name is when you dream about stuff and it comes true
cue spooky music...........
