(Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October

[Green Man]

Excellent day thank you all = and the winner is ?????????????????????? [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Red Zed 1]

brilliant day,def do again..

[AlanMc]

Glad u guys n gals had a great time today, as did i watching u all as i marshalled for u all.

hope we can do it again next year

Sorry to hear about Basil and his bike, hope its sorted soon [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

The winner was everyone on the red team 6-3
I have photos on my FB page

[Gerry]

oh and thanks for the box guys I'm sure basil will be needing some of the contence [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

A few people asked what was in it.
For those that don't know, it was a gift from the Polebarn crew to the Harp & Crown ladies

The letter enclosed read:
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DEATH & DESTRUCTION AWAIT
Dear General Smelly,
Please find enclosed a small gift set for the team of girls making up your losing paintball “army” J

1, WHITE FLAG
Only to be used after we have started shooting you, as giving in before the event in the car park is just bad sportsmanship.

2, KLEENEX
These can be used for either wiping your tears or as temporary white flags.

3, PLASTERS / BANDAGE
The other 2,156 you will need are in the post

4, TOILET ROLL
Some of your girls may get really frightened - this is just in case !

5, SPONGE
You may need more than just the one to get all the paint off you.

6, MEDAL
This is just for you to make you feel special, remember, 2nd place is the first loser !

7, EXCUSES CHIT
Please feel free for you and the girls to make use of any of the enclosed excuse chit.

8, OINTMENT
We couldn’t find a one litre tub, but this may help to get you started.

9, BAILEYS
For your girls to drown their sorrows after losing so badly.

10, UNDERPANTS
See Number 4 above !

11, MAGIC FAIRY WAND
Lets face it, it’s your only chance

12, GET WELL CARD !
Sorry, couldn’t find an “In Sympathy” card

ooOoo
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EXCUSES CHIT
NAME:
MISS……………………………….
LOSING TEAM: STACEY's ANGELS
TEAM LEADER: GENERAL SMELLY
SEX: GIRLY
THE REASON I HELPED OUR LOSING TEAM TO AN INGLORIOUS FAILURE IN BATTLE WAS:
(Please tick - in this case, more than one is acceptable).


1, I was badly let down by my group of girls and was on the wrong side (General Smelly only)

2, I don’t feel very well today I think I may have a cold coming.

3, The goggles steamed up when I was running away.

4, I looked down the wrong end and shot myself in the eye.

5, I pooed myself with fright when I saw Basils Army (and therefore couldn’t walk very quickly).

6, It was the wrong time of the month.

7, I’m frightened of being in a wood and of stinging nettles.

8, I don’t handle confrontation very well, I’m a vegetarian.

9, I don’t like being on the losing side and wanted to swap.

10, We were led by an incompetent twit who thought he was Captain Invincible.

ooOoo



With hindsight, I have to admit that without General Stacey & the girls, it would have been a pretty quiet day., as it was, it was great [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Thanx all…

[Moo]

Would have loved to have been there but I am Sat on a sun drenched island in the South Atlantic working for a week. Next time - if there is one :-)

[Jacde]

Sorry couldn't make it, mine reason was number 2 from excuses chit! Feeling better now and got myself out on the bike this afternoon.
Glad you all had a good time, hope the bruises fade quickly!

[smellygerm]

thanks Gerry for the box ,once again a great day had by all, WB rule [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Bornagain]

Sorry to have miised you all. Not too happy with Mr. Kawasaki but even unhappier with the RAC.

I'll see you at the H&Clown for some serious banter no doubt!!
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[Geordie Stu]

RED Team Rule [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] ;D

No Brusies no ache's or pains anywhere

[KP]

was a great day..... FLYING around the woods, thanks to everyone who came [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]i have a few aches and pains..... oh and my pride in tatters lmao : : :