Quote Originally Posted by kev
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But fancy not watchin the Mersey Derby :

A man pulls up in his car alongside a lad in the street. He says, "I'll give you £10 & a packet of sweets if you get in. The boy replies, "No."
The man then says, "Ill give you £50 and 2 packets of sweets if you get in the car." Boy says, "P**s off Dad, I'm not going to Anfield to watch that sh**e anymore." ;D

Ony teasing