My other half just got in.

There has been an accident on the A338 just south of Salisbury involving a bike and a BMW.

Apparently an old woman, in her 80's pulled out of her driveway a bit swiftly when bikes were coming and one bike hit the back of beemer, the impact removed the rear bumper of the car and ruptured the tank of the bike.
Woman gets out of her car, sees biker led in the road and says to her gardener (one of my neighbours who heard the crash and gone up the drive) "i can't hang around, I've got an appointment at the doctors" then gets in her car and buggers off to Downton to her appointment leaving the poor guy in the road.

Just heard the police are now there to see her and she's just told same gardener that "a motorbike just hit my car, he was overtaking a white van"

Which as we know is untrue but if it was true she's pulled out on a white van instead.

Bet she'll be in trouble. bound to be at least a fifty quid fine in it.

Guy was conscious and walking after so hopefully not too badly off after this dopey old bag tried to kill him