Hey George,
Sorry to hear about the bike and damage. Hope it is not too costly to rectify.
Just a thought, if you had something a bit more grown up ;D and heavier like a busa then the perpetrator would probably still be pinned under the bike ;D That is if s/he manged to get it off the stand in the first place ;D
Honestly, the amount of times you have pulled your bike apart and it put it back together again. I am pretty sure that very soon as soon as your bike sees you coming it is going to disassemble itself and just lay on the ground ;D
