I cannot tell a lie, I’m not a real biker as I can’t claim to have broken anything - ever :-[
I did encourage my brother to break his collar bone on my Suzuki TC125 when I was young, but that’s the nearest I’ve come.
I do have a scar on my hand from a tin of beans that wouldn’t open (I tell everybody my ex stabbed me) and a one and a half teeth missing from a wood chopping accident - in fact, two separate wood chopping accidents (I never learn) :-/
If you look really closely, I also have a small red line on my finger where my guinea pig bit me when I was 10, but I suppose this doesn’t sound that bad when compared with broken backs etc
Saying that, the good news is that I’ve still time to catch up
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