I thought I had seen it all the other night on the way home from work when I saw a young chap on a ybr going round a roundabout with a sainsbury's bag of shopping swinging off each handle bar, as he exited the roundabout he overtook a cyclist and his swinging bag of shopping nearly took the poor young lady out :

But tonight I truly saw it all, literally...

Rather large gentleman on a 50cc moped heading towards Warminster. I think his trousers must have had an argument with his jacket as there was an awful lot of midrif on display and and awful lot of hairy butt crack

He looked like he was smuggling hamsters from behind ;D ;D ;D