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Hey listen up you load of whingers and whiners! I happen to think that the more we pay in taxes the more benefits we get back, in terms of wind farms, coastal walkways, liberal democrats, pensions...

have never ridden with any sort of ear protection over a 30 year period. I like the permanent ringing in my ears, it eases the pain of my wife's demands..........."what was that dear?" ;D

Very sad, but we all know the risks and don't dwell on them otherwise we would all be sitting at home wrapped in cotton wool. We are all dying from birth, it's not "if" but "when", so enjoy enjoy...

No I'm not but I can recommend a good psychiatrist ;D

No Question!! BLACK bikes make you go 50% faster ;)

Most coppers are bastards, it's only a few who have fathers!

At junctions it's a mix of moving wheels and eye contact.......I'd say the eye contact / head turned your way is crucial to staying alive!!

Your stuffed mate!! Now I have your details I can inform the law enforcer ;D.............................and pigs might fly!! I think you will definitely be ok so don't worry bout it!

Have to agree with you Dell but that cyclist was in no way an innocent victim! He actually "annoyed" the bus driver! Jesus if that ain't asking for it then what is!!

Hi Roxy. Being in the building trade why don't you do what we all do when tendering for work.......................get 3 quotes from different firms! :)

sounds like a nice bike. Was giving Rossi some tips today so if you fancy a master class...................................turns out he doesn't like used cigarettes, ho hum :(

Took an arrow to the knee only the other day. Luckily the Ziborg who fired it came from Melksham so was basically a worthless **** from the Winter Hinterlands who couldn't hit a **** in a fit. I was...

Rust on disc brakes is easy to fix, just spray with plenty of WD 40, or rub with a low viscosity engine...

definitely don't get it done. A waste of money. Wearing parts lead to greater clearances which lead to greater noise.........no noise - no problem!!

can you tell me what the 'NOOJ' bike clean is and how much does it cost? (sounds good!)

I think it came with 4 wheels and a dork riding it.

YOU annoy me! No offence however

Listen up my friend. I have had serious tennis elbow in the past and can honestly say that Ibuprufen Gel seriously works wonders!!

Tis a terrible thing, poverty, however I'm running a kiddies "get to know chimneys" forum at Chippenham Town Hall this weekend. Maybe it could interest a few of our members?

Just a tip for you. A third of a bar of 85% cocoa chocolate every morning. You will be good in a very short while!

Sorry but red bikes are not allowed on rideouts as are ugly people (which is why I wear a James Bond mask). You could always drop your Y Fronts and entrap our female members.

Good luck to you mate! I tried putting 'stickers' on a Hayabusa at vast expense. I can only say don't even try it!! Get a body shop to do it.

I've had 2 batteries fail on 2 different bikes due to 1 fact.........they aint being used enough!! Bike batteries these days are so small they need to be used or charged most of the time or they will...

I will tell you about tyreweld. In cars it is ok until you forget to up the pressure whereby you right off a Calibra Turbo :'(. Bikes are totally different (never!!) Never ever use TyreWeld in a bike...

Forget it mate. Engines these days go on forever! Change the oil and enjoy the biker experience!!