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Just home from getting my Booster jab.

Went on the bus !!!

Driver wouldn't let me in and whinged at me - I was trying to pay with my driving licence.

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Got an appointment for my jab on Saturday.

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I'm sorted.

Got 144 toilet rolls, 5 kg of flour, 5kg spaghetti, 5 kg sugar, 24 tins tomatoes and 60 bottles of wine...

........oh ! hang on - better get some more wine.

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I've been given a flu jab appointment. I have to turn up to a large church in a 45 min time window then go to the 'yellow' section. I am told that if I am late or do not attend there is a strong...