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As you know, wiltshire has some of the lowest crimes rate in the counrty, which means the police here have a lot of time on there hands to sit on the side or roads with speed guns and generally cause a nusence to all on the road!
Can people please start commiting some crime so that they can have some real police work to get on with! :)
Did hear they police were on the look out for something Green?
;D ;D ;)
grrrrrr! >:(Quote:
Originally Posted by ONFIRE
Not to worry apparently thoses green things are far to quick :) ::) :-/
;)
lol mabye for the cars but not the helicopter! :-/ :-? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ONFIRE
Just aim for airports the copters can't fly in the zone
but they can use road blocks! :-/
Theres normally a gap to squeeze a bike through
i'll keep all this in mind for next time! big problem is the tank range!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
well get away faster and loose them quickly
noted ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
I would like to add these are just suggestions for reference and not to be used on the road as evading the police is not big, clever or legal!! Nor have I used them or intend to
:-? never??Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
:-? never??[/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey
Nope Never ;)
:-? never??[/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey
None above would never work, chopper coppers far to quick... Devizes to Swindon from take off 3-4 mins. :o
if you shoot someone 1st it doubles up as an air ambulance, and would have to proritise a dying person over someone speeding! ;)
Problem is you would end up in prison, taking a sp30 slightly better option :-[Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey
;D ;D
good thinking there Mikey
too true but at least you'd have escaped and they are rubbish at clear up rates for murders as it takes proper policing speeders and petty crimes are better for stats
thats what i think!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
Bigger picture.. you will probably end up in Hell when you die. :'( :'( When you could of taken the sp30 and gone to heaven fckn the Angels :-* :-* ;)
lol what away to put it! :D
You know it makes sense Mikey take your sp30.Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey
Or would not advise it..Next time go a little faster.. make sure you don't get caught ;D ;D ;D
You know it makes sense Mikey take your sp30.Quote:
Originally Posted by ONFIRE
Or would not advise it..Next time go a little faster.. make sure you don't get caught ;D ;D ;D
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don't get caught is what i usually go for! ;) ;D
knowing my luck I'd go to heaven and end up getting fcuked by an angel ....bloody Hells angelQuote:
Originally Posted by ONFIRE
whilst Hell are having their end away with all the hot minxes in a previous life
i'll keep all this in mind for next time! big problem is the tank range!![/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey
Tank range :-/ what dyou think they are gonna do blow you off the Rd for speedin :D, MMmmm I spos they have started shooting illeagal immigrents :-/
Still look on the bright side those tanks ain't quick :D
i'll keep all this in mind for next time! big problem is the tank range!![/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by bluebiker247
Tank range :-/ what dyou think they are gonna do blow you off the Rd for speedin :D, MMmmm I spos they have started shooting illeagal immigrents :-/
Still look on the bright side those tanks ain't quick :D[/quote]
fuel tank blue! :P
Sod going to heaven,I'd rather be a bad boy and go to hell,at least I'd get to meet all my mates ;D