This thread is intended to be a bit of light hearted fun so here goes:
When my kids leave one biscuit in the packet or one strawberry in the punnet.
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This thread is intended to be a bit of light hearted fun so here goes:
When my kids leave one biscuit in the packet or one strawberry in the punnet.
Always having to search for the tv remote >:(
People that stop in the middle of the supermarket Isle for no apparent reason!!
Obviously......
To be fair.....
and a certain whisky drinking jock twat :)
When pulling back the duvet to get in bed and finding the bottom sheet all crinkled up after the bed is supposed to have been made in the morning (kevin !!) lol
middle lane hogs and not indicating, I'm not psychic! >:(
Bruce Forsyth... he's little and he annoys me! :D
The word 'Autumnal' :(
And weather forecasts that re-cap weather been and gone - I know what it was like, I was there!!! ;D
Audi driving assholes that think the right hand lane on a roundabout means straight on.
(Also counts for BMW, Mercedes and Vauxhall Insignia)
Also while im at it
Audi driving assholes that think if they drive 2" from your bumper you will go faster, despite being in traffic.
****ers
Have I been driving near you again? :p
People who think all BMW drivers are aggressive, NOT WE ARE NOT !
finding the milk bottle in the fridge is empty, mu kids do this
Caravans, when im driving my car
Sports bike riders, gunning it our village
Short people who have a chip on their shoulder
People who stand at a busy bar talking when they have already bought there drink --> go sit down.
basically....
Lol i forgot about this post!
Sorry it was a bit harsh, i had just got in from the pub :-[ whoops!
@ YMFB could i redeem myself if i said it was always 7 series drivers! Na no offence meant mate! i was generalising! ;D
Mobile phone networks who call you at tea time and offer you the latest tech mobile for free. Ye right!
I also get annoyed when the toothpaste tube is squeezed all higgledy piggledy....i like it squeezed from the bottom and squeezed up properly lmao.........yeah i know ...very anal hehe
"travellers", who think the law of the land doesn't apply to them..... >:( >:( >:(
None taken, ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AndytheCat
butter that has been spread on toast and then the excess scraped back into the tub complete with crumbs grrrrrrrrr!
Foreign call centres (it's been a loooooooooong night shift! :-/ )
I must be getting too old & grumpy!
The list would be huuuuuuuuuuuuuge
Here one though
- Cats crapping in my Garden
I send my dog out after them (when I spot them)
the pol closing motorway downramps cos they're scared someone may voice a different opinion, i thought this was supposed to be a democracy >:(
Shop assistants that call you "mate"
+1 on many of these...
The owner of the dog who lets it crap on my front lawn and doesn't think they need to remove it - If I ever identify you mate, you'll be getting it back... >:( >:( >:(
People doing their weekly shopping at a petrol station when you just want to pay for fuel and get to work :exclamation
People who throw cigerette butts out of their car windows.... >:(
Oh, and +1 with dogs ****tin on path to school.(i will seek and destroy) >:(
^ this!Quote:
Originally Posted by YMFB
And ppl who type lyk dis. >:(
And miserable staff in supermarkets!
Clothes that shrink over the winter....
Especially over xmas lol ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kev
People who go out in public without using deodorant >:(
Snap... ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rabb
Fat exhausts and pumping stereos in Saxo's and Corsa's, that keep driving past my front door at 11.30pm.
Fireworks for a month before 5th November, and a month after.
McDonalds litter in every corner of the country.
Drivers on mobile phones, but especially in a convertible with the roof down (we can see you)... >:(
Is that all Mark? ;) ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark_Able
Christmas stuff in the shops in September
Asking someone (who shall remain nameless) if they would like some food, then when told no, and you've cooked the exact amount that's right for you, they then decide they 'fancy a bit'!!!!!
lol
+1... this always drives me mad!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Squashed_Fly
1. Young mothers out shopping paying more attention to their texting/facebook messaging than to their children in pushchairs.
2. Boy racers in Saxos who dump their Mc D rubbish in our car parks.
3. Crap footballers being paid ridiculous amounts of money for turning up!
4. Petrol prices
5. Gas / Electric prices not being reduced when the wholesale prices reduce.
6. The gap between the rich and the poor.
7. Car drivers using mobiles at the wheel.
8. Lorry driver using mobiles at the wheel.
9. Screaming kids who are obviously bored while their parents shop.
10. Razor blade prices.
11. Companies offering special offers - but surprisingly, they've sold out.
12. People trying to share my food - I don't share food!
Too many to mention......