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Hunar
05-05-08, 08:32 PM
Recently we have had some bad people in our street, and last night someones car had their wing mirror removed by some young thugs boot, there where witnesses, adn we know who did it, and today someone went round and had a word with the parents (who for various reasons do NOT want police attention brought to their house under ANY circumstances) and they will deal with it. I know the parents, and this isn't going to be nice for the thugs, I rekon they will be in for a bit of a beating.

It was also brought to my attention that the same thugs had been spotted a couple of times hanging around my bike, and even caught trying to push it over. A couple of the kids who do live in our street saw them and reported it to their parents who came out and gave them a verbal battering, and they ran off. So today as a thank you I took the kids out for a ride on the bike which they thoroughy enjoyed, and now I have a complete team of people watching my bike.

I do know the thug kids involved, and next time i see them they will get a warning from me as well.

And yes I did have the parents permission to take the kids out, they even took photos, and thanked me for doing it, even though really its them doing me the favour.

Needless to say I am really happy with the outcome, got to meet some new people, and now the kids are even offering to wash my bike, for free, well maybe a ride now and then. RESULT!

The kids have been warned by me and their parents not to touch the bike when I am not around as if it falls on them it will do them some very serious damage, and they seem to have taken it on board, and a little ride around now and then is a small price to pay for having my own security team of noisy kids, who have no problems at all in banging on my door when there are people not from round here hanging around my bike!

Maybe a little tip for others in the same situation 8-)

Dabz
05-05-08, 09:21 PM
niceone mate, not only did you give some kids a whale of a time but you now have a whole team of security men (well..boys!). good idea and shows what a little neighbourly-ness can do :)

Amante_271
06-05-08, 06:31 AM
Sounds like a good result all ways round!! :) 8-)

FJ_Biker
06-05-08, 10:30 AM
A story with a happy ending 8-)

Silverrider
06-05-08, 01:12 PM
Nice one Hunar. I'm always checking on my bike as it's not garaged. I've got an alarm/immobiliser, disc lock and heavy duty chain but that wouldn't stop some little chav from toppling it off the centrestand.

Have you ever thought of contracting out the 'Hunar Security Services' gang ;)

darrenatthesally
06-05-08, 03:54 PM
very good just what we like to see

Amante_271
07-05-08, 04:38 PM
Have you ever thought of contracting out the 'Hunar Security Services' gang ;)

AKA The Mrs!! :-X

Grabs tin hat and runs for cover!

Hunar
07-05-08, 08:40 PM
Hey its my security team! I can see if they have any offices in other areas?

Amante_271
07-05-08, 08:42 PM
I understand we have some "tea-leafs" in Calne that drive round in a car with flashing blue lights on the top so any help would be apreciated!

Hunar
07-05-08, 08:46 PM
I understand we have some "tea-leafs" in Calne that drive round in a car with flashing blue lights on the top so any help would be apreciated!

Seen that bunch in Swindon as well, must we a well organised crimial organisation, they are getting everywhere, and they even have the cheek to ask me if the bike/car I am using is actually mine! they refused to answer when i asked him the same question as reply!

Amante_271
07-05-08, 08:59 PM
Its just that I had 9 "Tomato" plants STOLEN from my green house, on my birthday (June 20th) last year! I was informed by a friend it was taken, grown on (they were over 6foot tall anyway!!) and sucessfully cropped with excellent results!!!! >:(

Hunar
07-05-08, 09:33 PM
you would be suprised how many copper's have a criminal record

FJ_Biker
07-05-08, 09:45 PM
Hunar wrote

you would be suprised how many copper's have a criminal record
Well I guess it takes one to know one ;D

Hunar
07-05-08, 09:57 PM
Hunar wrote

you would be suprised how many copper's have a criminal record
Well I guess it takes one to know one ;D

Well my mother is a solicitor, so I get to hear all the stories 8-)

Amante_271
17-05-08, 07:40 PM
I went out with a Solicitor once but she still charged me the usual price!! :o

bikerbabe
01-06-08, 05:24 PM
way to go hunar can you send them my way as well when i get my new set of wheels

Hunar
01-06-08, 10:17 PM
way to go hunar can you send them my way as well when i get my new set of wheels

Well they get payed with a ride on my bike, but i can ask them if they would prefer a ride on a little 125 instead of my 1200, not sure what they will say, but i can ask!

bikerbabe
01-06-08, 11:29 PM
it not a one two five i am planning on getting lol

Hunar
02-06-08, 01:47 AM
it not a one two five i am planning on getting lol


OK a 50cc then!

Amante_271
02-06-08, 06:12 AM
>:( Oi! Be nice to Mandy!! Im sure shes after something Big, nice and throbbing between her legs with alot more than 50 or 125ccs involved! ::)

igbell
02-06-08, 09:11 AM
What like a BSA 175cc ;D ;D

Hunar
02-06-08, 10:00 AM
What like a BSA 175cc ;D ;D

Probably the right era for him to remember, but don't forget he is a CAR driver, he might not be familiar with 2 wheel manufacturers, past and present!

bikerbabe
02-06-08, 10:30 AM
nope i am after a vfr 400 if i can get my little mits on that awww thanks andrew for sticking up for me i owe you one so here is a big kiss for you hun try not to blush too much lol :-* :-* :-* .

and igbell what the ***k is a bsa that sounds like a type of british airways plane that was brought out in 1800 summit or other pmsl . ;D

Hunar
02-06-08, 11:42 AM
and igbell what the ***k is a bsa that sounds like a type of british airways plane that was brought out in 1800 summit or other pmsl . ;D

??you don't know what a BSA is??

igbell
02-06-08, 12:20 PM
Call yourself a biker and you dont know what a BSA is, well let me tell you they were a gun maker that turned there hands to making Bikes.

If you want to know more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_Small_Arms_Company

bikerbabe
02-06-08, 01:48 PM
i was having you on igbell lol but thanks for the extra info i found it interesting and informative :)

igbell
02-06-08, 03:55 PM
I will let you off this once, but it will cost you.

Amante_271
02-06-08, 07:40 PM
:-[ Aaw shucks!! Can I claim that when we meet?? P*ss the others off when they see how lovely you are in person!! :-*

>:( If your going to charge a sweetie like Mandy Iggy, your nothing but a cad and a bounder Sir!!

Or in other words.... :P

bikerbabe
02-06-08, 09:11 PM
I will let you off this once, but it will cost you.


whats it going to cost me pie and chips ? a pint in the pub ? go on put me out my missery .

bikerbabe
02-06-08, 09:13 PM
:-[ Aaw shucks!! Can I claim that when we meet?? P*ss the others off when they see how lovely you are in person!! :-*

>:( If your going to charge a sweetie like Mandy Iggy, your nothing but a cad and a bounder Sir!!

Or in other words.... :P


yes andrew you can claim that if and when we meet or should i say if and when i have some wheels to get me to the pub or if you lot want to plan a ride or car drive (for the benifit of them that dont have a bike ) to my neck of the woods :)

Amante_271
02-06-08, 09:59 PM
:) WAHOOOO!!! :-* 8-)

bikerbabe
03-06-08, 12:28 AM
whats the big WAHOOOO for as if i did not know

Hunar
03-06-08, 02:01 AM
whats the big WAHOOOO for as if i did not know

his latest order for viagra just arrived!

bikerbabe
03-06-08, 10:10 AM
whats the big WAHOOOO for as if i did not know

his latest order for viagra just arrived!

how do you know are you his suplier pmsl hahahahahahaha

Hunar
03-06-08, 12:19 PM
whats the big WAHOOOO for as if i did not know

his latest order for viagra just arrived!

how do you know are you his suplier pmsl hahahahahahaha


I supply many things to many people

bikerbabe
03-06-08, 12:30 PM
do you now hunar go on do tell us more

Hunar
03-06-08, 01:14 PM
thast on a need to know basis only

bikerbabe
03-06-08, 01:43 PM
ohhhh i am dissapointed now thats what my dad often says about his job it's on a need to know basis so not fair :)

igbell
03-06-08, 05:14 PM
Sorry Mandy it is going to cost you a £5, thats what eveything costs these days.

bikerbabe
03-06-08, 05:52 PM
sorry igbell what will cost me a fiver lol

Amante_271
05-06-08, 07:12 AM
whats the big WAHOOOO for as if i did not know
You said I could claim a kiss!! :-[

Does the offer still stand??

>:( I DONT need Viagra! Just encouragement from a cute biker babe!! ::)

:-*

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 12:10 AM
yes hun you can still claim that :-* :-* :-*

Amante_271
06-06-08, 12:17 AM
;) Any time Sweetie!! ;)

Hunar
06-06-08, 12:28 AM
Andrew, make sure you use breath mints first!

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 12:29 AM
why would he want to use breath mints ? does he smoke then ?

Hunar
06-06-08, 12:49 AM
yup, and he drives a CAR!

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 01:03 AM
well i smoke as well NOW can we leave the car out of it as thios i thought was a bike place and since when di bikes have four wheels pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hunar
06-06-08, 01:05 AM
well i smoke as well NOW can we leave the car out of it as thios i thought was a bike place and since when di bikes have four wheels pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ask Andrew!

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 01:07 AM
i was asking you lol

Hunar
06-06-08, 01:09 AM
i was asking you lol

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may cause Andrew to cry!

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 01:16 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha u man or mouse hehehehehe right now where was we on the topic of this particular thread ?

Amante_271
06-06-08, 01:19 AM
i was asking you lol

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may cause Andrew to cry!
>:(Bully!!



Grabs a hanky to blub in the corner :'(

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 01:50 AM
who is a bully ?



and dont cry hun we all love you :-* :-* :-* :-*

Amante_271
06-06-08, 01:52 AM
:-* You too!

bikerbabe
06-06-08, 01:56 AM
thats cool then