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redken1
16-01-11, 02:29 PM
Just got back from taking the wife Shopping at Asda (my pet hate). It's only Jan 17th, I'm still hungover from New Year and the supermarket's shelves are stacked with Easter Eggs. Give us a break please. :'(
wiltshire builders
16-01-11, 02:35 PM
Give us a break please. :'(

Is that supposed to be a yolk? It had me cracking up anyway! ;D
redken1
16-01-11, 02:39 PM
Give us a break please. :'(

Is that supposed to be a yolk? It had me cracking up anyway! ;D

WB, I reckon the supermarkets are getting in early to make space for The Royal Wedding souvenirs.
Caz
16-01-11, 04:17 PM
Yeh and the clothes shops have summer stuff in, I'm still buying jumpers ;D
Squashed_Fly
16-01-11, 06:28 PM
Give us a break please. :'(

Is that supposed to be a yolk? It had me cracking up anyway! ;D

I certainly won't be shelling out for one.... 8-)
Squashed_Fly
16-01-11, 07:11 PM
I hope people appreciate these truly eggcellent puns!
redken1
16-01-11, 07:29 PM
Please stop poaching my thread and scrambling my head. lol ;D
Loops
16-01-11, 07:40 PM
This thread is just turning into a string of bad yolks ;)
Squashed_Fly
16-01-11, 07:50 PM
Some are allwhite...
Beamer
16-01-11, 07:52 PM
eggsactly loops....but keep the sunnyside up peeps...we'll soon be getting 'fried' when summer comes (hopefully) hehehe ;D
Squashed_Fly
16-01-11, 07:54 PM
You guys are truly easterilcal! But i dont find all these puns very bunny. In fact I'm getting quite cross!!!! ;D
Beamer
16-01-11, 08:43 PM
oh dont crack up SF...or your feathers will get all ruffled.....which could be eggstremely messy hehe ;D ;D
Nelly
17-01-11, 07:46 AM
Easter Eggs! I still eating xmas choccy!
Hazel-nut
17-01-11, 10:19 AM
i dont know any egg yolkes :P
centre parcs moved all their xmas choc and replaced it with easter eggs on boxing day!!
Iceman
20-01-11, 02:16 PM
....what eggs out already? :P
Nokesy
20-01-11, 04:28 PM
En-oeuf of the egg jokes!! We have ages to Easter! Wonder if this thread will still be going then - there are sooooo many egg jokes to be had :) Amuses me anyway!!

Tesco's in Trowbridge had them on Boxing Day too :-(
Nooj
20-01-11, 11:15 PM
All these bad puns, it's like the needle's stuck. Time to put a new albumen on.
Squashed_Fly
21-01-11, 11:42 AM
You really tralled the barel for that one nooj! I eggspected better of you
Scotty
21-01-11, 05:33 PM
I think he'd been sitting on it for a while...
Maverick
22-01-11, 11:31 AM
I am eggcited to be back posting on Wiltshire bikers. It's been an eggtravagant 2010 and looking forward to shelling out more money on trick bits for the bikes and yokeing around the Wiltshire lanes in 2011. I am sure you will see the white of my eyes when i am either racing passed you or laying around in the summer sun.
bobf279
22-01-11, 05:56 PM
Easter Eggs on sale now how eggciting.........where?
redken1
22-01-11, 09:22 PM
You missed them all Bob, They have emptied the shelves to make way for the Christmas decorations. lol ;D ;D
crewy
24-01-11, 10:36 AM
Why dont they make a fuss about pan cake day? I would be in the shop all the time if they sold them!!!
Squashed_Fly
24-01-11, 10:49 AM
Why dont they make a fuss about pan cake day? I would be in the shop all the time if they sold them!!!

*Like*
Taylor86
24-01-11, 02:10 PM
Why dont they make a fuss about pan cake day? I would be in the shop all the time if they sold them!!!

*Like*

We'll ignore the fact that you can make pancakes all year round :P Simplest thing to cook ever! lol
Squashed_Fly
24-01-11, 02:18 PM
I get pancakes in bed every Saturday morning, made by my loving fiancee! My treat for getting up with the dog the rest of the week!
Gerry
24-01-11, 02:44 PM
I get pancakes in bed every Saturday morning, made by my loving fiancee! My treat for getting up with the dog the rest of the week!

I must say Mr Fly, I’m appalled by the way you speak about your good lady.
Especially as she cooks pancakes every weekend for you, she must surely be an angel.

G ;D
Squashed_Fly
24-01-11, 02:51 PM
Just re-read my post! Lmao.

Perhaps it should have read 'For leaving her in bed, while I go downstairs to walk the dog!'
crewy
24-01-11, 04:04 PM
Why dont they make a fuss about pan cake day? I would be in the shop all the time if they sold them!!!

*Like*

We'll ignore the fact that you can make pancakes all year round :P Simplest thing to cook ever! lol


This is true, but then you have to go through all the fuss and WAITING of making them. Infact i think as i have duck eggs waiting to be gathered from the duck house, i think i shall make some this evening yum yum!! :D ;D
crewy
24-01-11, 04:07 PM
Just re-read my post! Lmao.

Perhaps it should have read 'For leaving her in bed, while I go downstairs to walk the dog!'


Ha ha, you dug your self out of that hole just in time lol
Jon_W
25-01-11, 09:29 AM
I get pancakes in bed every Saturday morning, made by my loving fiancee! My treat for getting up with the dog the rest of the week!

I must say Mr Fly, I’m appalled by the way you speak about your good lady.
Especially as she cooks pancakes every weekend for you, she must surely be an angel.

G ;D

;D ;D ;D
Jon_W
25-01-11, 09:37 AM
Bah Humbug!

Am getting in early for xmas :P
Gerry
25-01-11, 10:34 AM
Just re-read my post! Lmao.

Perhaps it should have read 'For leaving her in bed, while I go downstairs to walk the dog!'

Much better ;)

G ;D
redken1
25-01-11, 06:19 PM
Correcting your error was a very prudent move SF - or you may have been wearing the frying pan instead of eating pancakes this weekend. ;D
Jon_W
26-01-11, 08:16 AM
Correcting your error was a very prudent move SF - or you may have been wearing the frying pan instead of eating pancakes this weekend. ;D
;D ;D ;D