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redken1
13-02-11, 03:34 PM
Ventured out in the pouring rain today to buy a bouquet of flowers and box of chocs for my wife. Came home and presented her with the early Valentine’s Day gifts, only to be greeted with, “Where’s my card?” :-?

smellygerm
13-02-11, 03:41 PM
Treat them mean keep em keen :D

Caz
13-02-11, 03:52 PM
Some women are never satisfied, flowers and chocolates and you went out in the rain - blow the card [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D

Gerry
13-02-11, 03:53 PM
Treat them mean keep em keen :D

That's what women do to me too :(

G ;)

Nelly
13-02-11, 03:53 PM
Just say "yes dear" ;)

CharleyX
13-02-11, 04:20 PM
I agree with Nelly just say yes dear......... Then sit down and eat all the chocolates yourself after all your the one that went out in the rain to get them :D :D

Beamer
13-02-11, 04:25 PM
give her the money in future.....in a card lol.....me, Id be happy with a couple of daffodils pinched from the nearest roundabout hehe.......I believe I may have a card coming so gotta count my blessings hehehe ;) ;)

dell_boy
13-02-11, 04:28 PM
How do you please a woman?



now theres a question!!!! ;D

redken1
13-02-11, 04:30 PM
give her the money in future.....in a card lol.....me, Id be happy with a couple of daffodils pinched from the nearest roundabout hehe.......I believe I may have a card coming so gotta count my blessings hehehe ;) ;)
Talk about a huge 'Nod, hint and a wink' Tina. ;D

Mitch9128
13-02-11, 04:48 PM
Valentines day!...OH FFS, i am so dead.

redken1
13-02-11, 05:09 PM
Valentines day!...OH FFS, i am so dead.

Come on Mitch me old mate, Lighten-up. we ain't too old to ride bikes and we ain't too old for a bit of old fashioned romance. Won't be riding the bike tonight, but I might be................. ;D

Beamer
13-02-11, 05:21 PM
Valentines day!...OH FFS, i am so dead.


Haha..... does that mean a very quick trip to Tesco Express??? haha you forgot didnt ya lol ::) ::) ::) ::)

Ken...no need for me to hint.....I know Kev too well lol...im grateful for a card lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jacde
13-02-11, 06:03 PM
Bah Humbug to Valentines day ;D

Dabz
13-02-11, 07:56 PM
amen to that..just an excuse for people to make money selling tat :P

silly_simon
13-02-11, 07:58 PM
Valentines day!! Phah!!

Just get a wife like mine :)

Her word's not mine
" I don't believe in all that mushy crap"

I like her style ;D ;D

redken1
13-02-11, 08:00 PM
amen to that..just an excuse for people to make money selling tat :P

Quite right Dabz - bet you buy Hazel chocs and flowers throughout the year. :-X

redken1
13-02-11, 08:04 PM
Not a very romantic bunch are we? I take it Cassanova never rode a bike ;D

Dabz
13-02-11, 08:13 PM
amen to that..just an excuse for people to make money selling tat :P

Quite right Dabz - bet you buy Hazel chocs and flowers throughout the year. :-X

mm something like that :P

R1chie
14-02-11, 11:39 AM
A Happy Meal with extra McNuggets?

Nelly
14-02-11, 12:37 PM
A Happy Meal with extra McNuggets?

...actually mrs Mrs would probably like that. ... :o

BB
14-02-11, 01:40 PM
Having stated I wouldn't be getting him a card, I found flowers and a card waiting for me this morning! 8-)

BB

Jacde
14-02-11, 02:03 PM
Having stated I wouldn't be getting him a card, I found flowers and a card waiting for me this morning! 8-)

BB

Aww that's so lovely :) :)

wiltshire builders
14-02-11, 02:09 PM
At least you've got someone to be ungrateful for your efforts.

Candle lit dinner for one please! ;D

Scotty
14-02-11, 05:59 PM
amen to that..just an excuse for people to make money selling tat :P
My thoughts exactly, it's the actions that count the most, not helping Hallmark make obscene profits... ::)

wiltshire builders
14-02-11, 07:12 PM
At least you've got someone to be ungrateful for your efforts.

Candle lit dinner for one please! ;D
Scratch that, the evenings events have taken a different turn! Watch this space.

redken1
14-02-11, 07:14 PM
At least you've got someone to be ungrateful for your efforts.

Candle lit dinner for one please! ;D
Scratch that, the evenings events have taken a different turn! Watch this space.

Is that why you changed your picture profile? Were you on the pull? ;D

Loops
14-02-11, 08:49 PM
Valentines day? *ptui* :'(


Of course, if I had an other half I'd probably feel differently and be all for it (and the cards and flowers and chocolates) ;D

wiltshire builders
14-02-11, 11:53 PM
At least you've got someone to be ungrateful for your efforts.

Candle lit dinner for one please! ;D
Scratch that, the evenings events have taken a different turn! Watch this space.

Is that why you changed your picture profile? Were you on the pull? ;D
ooh no, I think i'd be more appealing to the opposite sex with a helmet on. ;D Did have a good day though. Went for a blat on the 10 and met a nice young lady too.

virginie_morisot
16-02-11, 09:25 PM
At least you've got someone to be ungrateful for your efforts.

Candle lit dinner for one please! ;D
Scratch that, the evenings events have taken a different turn! Watch this space.

Is that why you changed your picture profile? Were you on the pull? ;D
ooh no, I think i'd be more appealing to the opposite sex with a helmet on. ;D


I did like the old pic for its originality
however this one is very nicve too :-)


Did have a good day though. Went for a blat on the 10 and met a nice young lady too.
damn, a very sad day for the women of wiltshire bikers..
;) ;D


Anyhow I digress..
I don't like the commercial aspect of the whole thing, and i prefer an impromptu romantic gesture rather than a pressurised dictated one.. 8-)

redken1
16-02-11, 09:35 PM
No pressure Vivi - the chocs were 60% off. ;D

bobf279
16-02-11, 09:51 PM
I kept her happy by making her think I wasn't bothering then appearing with flowers and a card first thing in the morning. (she hadn't got me a card :( )

virginie_morisot
17-02-11, 10:04 PM
No pressure Vivi - the chocs were 60% off. ;D

that's ok but just don't say it !!!!! ;)